'I was initially suspicious, but Gondorla Subliminal enabled me to understand everything in just a few sessions. Exploring this maze has become easy as pie for me. I am increasingly self-confident : I have found an exciting job which matches my ambition !'
'A friend of mine suggested trying GS. Results came quickly. I no longer force myself to read boring books. I just put them on my bedside table. When I wake up, I realise I have absorbed them. And my addiction to alcohol is just a bad memory.'
'GS has revealed to me new aspects in my personality. My self-acceptance has grown and I talk freely with my parents. When I say something and the reverse, I know I am in good company. The young man I date finds my new energy stunning. But I have to go, I have a rendez-vous !'
'I am used to extreme lifestyles, but I would have never thought that GS could rescue me from my morose delectation. Long live fun!'
'The name of Gondorla is clear for me now. On the day after the GS exercices, I started to learn Turkish. Three short weeks were enough for me to master the language and make tons of new friends.'
'I do not need sleeping pills anymore. Do make a gift to support Gondorla ! Olivier was delighted when I sent him pike quenelles, with a jar of crayfish butter for their Nantua sauce.'
'I have managed to overcome my anorexia which had been killing me for years. GS's contradictions stimulate me.'
'My nerves and my shingles are history. I was happy to offer Gondorla a Montblanc pen he did not already have in his collection!'
'After just two short GS sessions, I threw away all my books about conspiracy theories. I have converted all my neighbours to the method.'
'I have overcome my fear of flying. Gondorla's complex vocabulary does not intimidate me anymore. I still have vacuum packed fresh foie gras escalopes at home, I am going to send them to you right away through direct home delivery service. Fry them, and bon appétit, Olivier !'
'I have freed my twin brother who was trapped in a cult. I knew Gondorla liked Laurent-Perrier rosé brut champagne, plus Isle of Jura and Highland Park scotch. I had a box of each delivered to him. No problem !'
'We play golf and our relationship is stronger than ever, in all its different aspects !... It is marvelous. Well done, Gondorla Subliminal ! We are going straightaway to make a several digit wire transfer to you ! That makes us happy, Olivier!'